I am pleased to be welcomed so warmly, and in such open arms. I really appreciate Eagle771 stepping down from his position of head douchebag, and letting me run the show for a bit.
Now, with your new leader there shall be many changes.
- No Asians
- No gingers
- No Davies...s
- If you're a bird, get the FUCK out.
The blog will be renamed to God.info, and it will cost one performance of fellatio upon entrance.
And with that my children, I am off. May the light guide you. I am a prot pally.
Fuck Bitches Get Money.
Fuck Bitches Get Money.
As you can see to your right, we already have a religious figure as a follower.
ReplyDeleteHis name is Satan, the angel you have unfairly banished, and to be honest, he is 10x better then you, and follow all the requirements that you have listed. Therefore, I revolt and nominate Satan as the new leader.
SAAAAAAATTTTTTTTAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN
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