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Monday, May 31, 2010
THIS POST IS HAWT
i would like to alert the general public that this post is hawt. not temperature wise, in which case i would have spelled it "hot". this post is "hawt" as in you know like, you wanna bang that shit. this post makes you wanna just like whip it out and go nuts.
Don't Kill Me or my Authors
Some of my authors, Like justin like to write mean things, I allow them freedom of speech and if anything they write offends anyone in anyway shape or form, do not persucute me for it! I am not a power hungry dictator who will take away freedom of speech, I feel for the people being made fun of but if they have a problem they take it up with the author not me. Thank You and Goodnight. If you want a post taken down I REPEAT ask the FUCKING AUTHOR if he says yes I'll destroy it like Justin Nyugen destroys a jamaican Patty.
With much love,
Admin Eagle771
PS: Child Porn I WILL TAKE OFF SO DON'T EVEN IAIN,
With much love,
Admin Eagle771
PS: Child Porn I WILL TAKE OFF SO DON'T EVEN IAIN,
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Friday, May 21, 2010
Oshit.
So like.
Nuclear Holocaust. Blah Blah Blah.
The End.
Oh, and one last thing.
Richard is pregnant. Yeah. Shit happens. Sorry Richard, we all love you.
-The Eagle's Perch Team.
Nuclear Holocaust. Blah Blah Blah.
The End.
Oh, and one last thing.
Richard is pregnant. Yeah. Shit happens. Sorry Richard, we all love you.
-The Eagle's Perch Team.
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Haircut
With much love,
Iain and David
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
1000 HITS BCHS
LOLZ IN THE BUM we just reached HIT NUMBER 1 THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S OVER 9 THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
WAIT
no it's not.
but still it's hot
IT'S OVER 9 THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
WAIT
no it's not.
but still it's hot
Friday, May 14, 2010
big muhfuhkin post
YO GUYS
this is the biggest muda fakin post evar
k?
so today i was playing audiosurf in btt class and david, his arm severly broken in 3 places, decided to hit me with his cast. not only did this hurt like a bitch for me, it severly broke his arm in another place.
good job david.
so now i , sexy man (blog admin supreme x2), have to drive him to the hospital.
this is the biggest muda fakin post evar
k?
so today i was playing audiosurf in btt class and david, his arm severly broken in 3 places, decided to hit me with his cast. not only did this hurt like a bitch for me, it severly broke his arm in another place.
good job david.
so now i , sexy man (blog admin supreme x2), have to drive him to the hospital.
Monday, May 10, 2010
MadLib time!
Hello our feeble followers!
This is your fearless leaders; Justin and David.
We present to you, the Mad Lib of the century. So stop jacking off to 4Chan/h/, and let's do this.... together... ;)
Ben Dietz was feeling very -adjective-. He desired some nicely cooked -noun-. Why? Because today was the day that he was finally going to recieve a -noun- . He was very excited, so excited, that he -verb- with his -noun-. All of a sudden his -noun- walked into the room! They were -ADJECTIVE!- They decided to punish him because his -noun- splattered all over his -noun-'s face. Ben decided to leave home, and run to school, where he was going to meet his -noun- dealer. His dealer had different plans, and tied down ben and -verb-'ed him. Ben's -pronoun- could be heard from a mile away, yet no one -verb-'ed him.
Ben came home with a -adjective- -body part-.
THE END.
Put in your creative responses in the comments below! Or, if you want total anonymity, then email this to david_20047@hotmail.com
With much love,
Justin & David
This is your fearless leaders; Justin and David.
We present to you, the Mad Lib of the century. So stop jacking off to 4Chan/h/, and let's do this.... together... ;)
Ben Dietz was feeling very -adjective-. He desired some nicely cooked -noun-. Why? Because today was the day that he was finally going to recieve a -noun- . He was very excited, so excited, that he -verb- with his -noun-. All of a sudden his -noun- walked into the room! They were -ADJECTIVE!- They decided to punish him because his -noun- splattered all over his -noun-'s face. Ben decided to leave home, and run to school, where he was going to meet his -noun- dealer. His dealer had different plans, and tied down ben and -verb-'ed him. Ben's -pronoun- could be heard from a mile away, yet no one -verb-'ed him.
Ben came home with a -adjective- -body part-.
THE END.
Put in your creative responses in the comments below! Or, if you want total anonymity, then email this to david_20047@hotmail.com
With much love,
Justin & David
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Saturday, May 8, 2010
1337
h3y guyz 1 w4s ju5t br0w51ng 4chan 4nd c4me up0n th1s ub3r 1337 d1sc. 4b0ut 1nt3rn3t sp34k lolz
ju5t 7h0ugh7 y0u 5h0u1d kn0w.
ju5t 7h0ugh7 y0u 5h0u1d kn0w.
Hello my 7 followers muhahahahaha anyway whats up? a friend of mine drew a sweet picture of me wearing a top hat so i am putting hers on... Sorry justin it beats yours of me in a fedora XD.I'll upload it again when its done.
PS: anyone notice that all the ads on my site seem to be sexual in some way? weird...
Friday, May 7, 2010
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
In continuation..
So, like I was saying in my last post...
Richard was living the life!
He had a girlfriend, he had a mansion, he had several sports cars and a tiny addiction to Meth. He was Da Man! In the middle of his kick-ass life, Richard recieved a phone call. He turned off his loud stereo, put away his Diamond-Encrusted Caviar and shook off the several hookers. The phone call was from the Fuzz Department. They asked Richard to come down to the station to answer some quests they were having with the mind-boggling death of Iain Reid. Richard agreed immediately, having already cooked up a delightful story if this day ever came.
At the police station, Richard was asked if Iain ever hung out with people that may have endangered his life in any way. Richard answered that Iain casually hung out with Transvestites, usually trying to score some cocaine from their anus'. The cops were skeptical, but continued the questioning. They also noticed that Justin Nguyen and David Baird were missing aswell. Richard replied that David was always a queer, and that his own retardedness would kill him one day. Justin, on the other hand, Richard was stumped. Justin was infact his closest friend he had ever had. To the day that Justin decided to give him his left over candy that has been sitting in his pocket for 5 days, to the day that Justin was dragged to his death in a slaughter house. Richard replied that he misses Justin, and that he hopes to one day find out what REALLY happened to his Best Friend.
My Class Period is over, so I will continue later.
Richard was living the life!
He had a girlfriend, he had a mansion, he had several sports cars and a tiny addiction to Meth. He was Da Man! In the middle of his kick-ass life, Richard recieved a phone call. He turned off his loud stereo, put away his Diamond-Encrusted Caviar and shook off the several hookers. The phone call was from the Fuzz Department. They asked Richard to come down to the station to answer some quests they were having with the mind-boggling death of Iain Reid. Richard agreed immediately, having already cooked up a delightful story if this day ever came.
At the police station, Richard was asked if Iain ever hung out with people that may have endangered his life in any way. Richard answered that Iain casually hung out with Transvestites, usually trying to score some cocaine from their anus'. The cops were skeptical, but continued the questioning. They also noticed that Justin Nguyen and David Baird were missing aswell. Richard replied that David was always a queer, and that his own retardedness would kill him one day. Justin, on the other hand, Richard was stumped. Justin was infact his closest friend he had ever had. To the day that Justin decided to give him his left over candy that has been sitting in his pocket for 5 days, to the day that Justin was dragged to his death in a slaughter house. Richard replied that he misses Justin, and that he hopes to one day find out what REALLY happened to his Best Friend.
My Class Period is over, so I will continue later.
I LOVE PENIS SOOOO MUCH FUCK YEAH DICKS IN MY MOUTH
Monday, May 3, 2010
Your Power Level
I know you've all probably been curious what YOUR power level is for a very long time... so i decided to google it... and i found a formula to calculate your power level As a follow up to the DBZ post from yesterday, here is a nifty little formula for you to ascertain your power level.
1. What’s your weight?
2. What’s your age?
3. How much can you lift?
4. How tall are you in inches?
Now, add your weight, age, pounds you can lift and how tall you are in inches, together and divide by 50. There’s your Power Level. The normal Human is between 5-8. What’s yours?
(Taken off chris davis's blog without permission but hell its the internet fuck him...)
1. What’s your weight?
2. What’s your age?
3. How much can you lift?
4. How tall are you in inches?
Now, add your weight, age, pounds you can lift and how tall you are in inches, together and divide by 50. There’s your Power Level. The normal Human is between 5-8. What’s yours?
(Taken off chris davis's blog without permission but hell its the internet fuck him...)
SEX IN DA LIEDERHAUSEN
sometimes i have lots of dirty minded thoughts about what i could possibly do to a certain someone's mother with a block of processed cheese and some non-dairy fat-free whipped cream.
that is all.
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