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Wednesday, March 31, 2010
69...
What is it about that number that makes people giggle whenever we hear it? Sure, I know its a sexual position but when you think of a Missionary what do you think of then? Not you Iain you don't count... Humans have only gotten to this point in time because life is just one long ordeal to impress the opposite sex. By the time if finished writing this through I forgot why I started... i'll end on that note...
Monday, March 22, 2010
How to be really kewl.
What makes a Super Hero or Super Villain? Is it the messed up childhood? Wearing your underwear outside your pants? Laser beams that shoot out of your face? NAY. To be a Super, you must first follow the laws that follow:
To be a Super Hero, you have to:
1: Be rich.
2:If you do not have the above, then you must have a uber awesome super power.
3: If you are a female, then you are required to wear the skimpiest outfit made entirely of plastic, latex, or spandex.
4: If male, you must have striking good looks, and more-then-average muscle build.
5: All of the above, (In respected gender)
Now, to be a Super VILLAIN.
1: You have some kind of mental or physical scar that shuns you from society.
2: You must be incredibly smart, (As most super villains have a doctorate in something.)
3: You must be extremely rich, or extremely poor.
4: Most important of all, you must have an arch enemy! As The Batman is to The Joker, as Superman is to Lex Luthor, or Doomsday.
5: You should be insane.
6: Not afraid to backstab an associate.
7: All of the above.
So, if you meet all the requirements for the profession that you wish to pursue, then please. Strap on that Spandex, Gel back your hair, grab your useless cape, and hop out that door! Go on Super Heroes of tomorrow, go save Earth from an Asteroid, or perhaps send an Asteroid to Earth! Your call!
This guide does not protect you from Pregnancies, or having fucked up babies with The Thing.
To be a Super Hero, you have to:
1: Be rich.
2:If you do not have the above, then you must have a uber awesome super power.
3: If you are a female, then you are required to wear the skimpiest outfit made entirely of plastic, latex, or spandex.
4: If male, you must have striking good looks, and more-then-average muscle build.
5: All of the above, (In respected gender)
Now, to be a Super VILLAIN.
1: You have some kind of mental or physical scar that shuns you from society.
2: You must be incredibly smart, (As most super villains have a doctorate in something.)
3: You must be extremely rich, or extremely poor.
4: Most important of all, you must have an arch enemy! As The Batman is to The Joker, as Superman is to Lex Luthor, or Doomsday.
5: You should be insane.
6: Not afraid to backstab an associate.
7: All of the above.
So, if you meet all the requirements for the profession that you wish to pursue, then please. Strap on that Spandex, Gel back your hair, grab your useless cape, and hop out that door! Go on Super Heroes of tomorrow, go save Earth from an Asteroid, or perhaps send an Asteroid to Earth! Your call!
This guide does not protect you from Pregnancies, or having fucked up babies with The Thing.
Thursday, March 11, 2010
holiday inn hotels are sexy
hey guys namely Justin and David,
right now i'm at a holiday inn resort in virginia (lol virginia) and it's HOT. there's a pool of amazingness and a room full of treadmills that i'm partially scared of. over all, it's pretty fo sho homie in da ghetto. no i'm kidding but it's cool.
right now i'm at a holiday inn resort in virginia (lol virginia) and it's HOT. there's a pool of amazingness and a room full of treadmills that i'm partially scared of. over all, it's pretty fo sho homie in da ghetto. no i'm kidding but it's cool.
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
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