Zach Steele

Dear Community,

I have something to say i have never told anyone... I am Zack Steele's Father. This may come as a shock to some of you... It really is a long story filled with adventures and time travelling and science. Long story short... 10 years from now me and Iain build a time machine... I know this sounds crazy but this is 100% true... the DNA test's proved I am his father. Step's i shall take to support him? nothing... but one day if he's successful he shall give me money.

Your Best Friend,
       Eagle771

hello children.

i would like to recount a story of epic proportions, including the likes of david and sam.
so there was this one day where david went to the store. which store? unimportant. what is important is that david saw a hispanic man. and being the racist bastard that he is, david slapped the hispanic man, who we'll call george, right in the face. obviously george retaliated, punching david in the everything. then sam came in and he was all like "all your spaniards are belong to me" so david left, shamefaced and bleeding from the everything.

WERE BACK BABY

School's back thus, I am restarting the blog... NEW AUTHORS! CRAZY GIMMICKS! Well, actually the same lame authors but... It'll still be great

so... new leader...

so God, i have one thing to say:

i see what you've done with the place...

and...

you're good...

Welcome to our new leader!

Hello all!

I am pleased to be welcomed so warmly, and in such open arms. I really appreciate Eagle771 stepping down from his position of head douchebag, and letting me run the show for a bit.

Now, with your new leader there shall be many changes.

1. No Asians
2. No gingers
3. No Davies...s
4. If you're a bird, get the FUCK out.

The blog will be renamed to God.info, and it will cost one performance of fellatio upon entrance.

And with that my children, I am off. May the light guide you. I am a prot pally.

Fuck Bitches Get Money.

tech class lol

well david isn't here at the moment so i'm typing this to take advantage of his inability to censor what i'm saying.
cunt.
that is all.

oh and also whoever did the red background thing i hate you.

Richard has a girlfriend!

Yesterday, Richard came to school sporting a hot new haircut!

Richard was living DA LIFE. All the girls in the Cafeteria and Library were flocking to him!

(Please note, this is the same universe in which David, Iain and Myself are deceased)

Richard was hippin and floppin all over the place. All except one girl was not all over him. He decided that by the end of the day, he'd make this girl go crazy for him!

Richard dressed up. He slicked his hair backwards, wore a shirt with NOT ONE, but TWO colours on it, got a rose and journeyed his way to Juanita Jimminez. Of course, since I am dead, I can only imagine what Juanita said.

"Oh, hello Richard, what do you want?" Said Juanita.

Richard didn't say anything. All he did was point at Juanita with both fingers, then pointed to himself, then commenced to humping the air. Juanita was truly disgusted. As she turned away, Richard was flabbergasted. In a last try, he said.

"Please, wait! I have a confession!"

Juanita stopped, she turned around to face Richard, who was on his knees in tears.

"It was I, Richard Dixon D'Angelo who killed Iain! Woe is to me! And it was I who instructed the drunk David to go into a slaughter house dressed up as a cow!"

TO BE CONT.