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Tuesday, May 4, 2010

In continuation..

So, like I was saying in my last post...

Richard was living the life!

He had a girlfriend, he had a mansion, he had several sports cars and a tiny addiction to Meth. He was Da Man! In the middle of his kick-ass life, Richard recieved a phone call. He turned off his loud stereo, put away his Diamond-Encrusted Caviar and shook off the several hookers. The phone call was from the Fuzz Department. They asked Richard to come down to the station to answer some quests they were having with the mind-boggling death of Iain Reid. Richard agreed immediately, having already cooked up a delightful story if this day ever came.
At the police station, Richard was asked if Iain ever hung out with people that may have endangered his life in any way. Richard answered that Iain casually hung out with Transvestites, usually trying to score some cocaine from their anus'. The cops were skeptical, but continued the questioning. They also noticed that Justin Nguyen and David Baird were missing aswell. Richard replied that David was always a queer, and that his own retardedness would kill him one day. Justin, on the other hand, Richard was stumped. Justin was infact his closest friend he had ever had. To the day that Justin decided to give him his left over candy that has been sitting in his pocket for 5 days, to the day that Justin was dragged to his death in a slaughter house. Richard replied that he misses Justin, and that he hopes to one day find out what REALLY happened to his Best Friend.

My Class Period is over, so I will continue later.

I LOVE PENIS SOOOO MUCH FUCK YEAH DICKS IN MY MOUTH

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