Hello our feeble followers!
This is your fearless leaders; Justin and David.
We present to you, the Mad Lib of the century. So stop jacking off to 4Chan/h/, and let's do this.... together... ;)
Ben Dietz was feeling very -adjective-. He desired some nicely cooked -noun-. Why? Because today was the day that he was finally going to recieve a -noun- . He was very excited, so excited, that he -verb- with his -noun-. All of a sudden his -noun- walked into the room! They were -ADJECTIVE!- They decided to punish him because his -noun- splattered all over his -noun-'s face. Ben decided to leave home, and run to school, where he was going to meet his -noun- dealer. His dealer had different plans, and tied down ben and -verb-'ed him. Ben's -pronoun- could be heard from a mile away, yet no one -verb-'ed him.
Ben came home with a -adjective- -body part-.
THE END.
Put in your creative responses in the comments below! Or, if you want total anonymity, then email this to david_20047@hotmail.com
With much love,
Justin & David
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ReplyDeleteBen Dietz was feeling very penis. He desired some nicely cooked penis. Why? Because today was the day that he was finally going to recieve a penis. He was very excited, so excited, that he penised with his penis. All of a sudden his penis walked into the room! They were penised! They decided to punish him because his penis splattered all over his penis's face. Ben decided to leave home, and run to school, where he was going to meet his penis dealer. His dealer had different plans, and tied down ben and penised him. Ben's penis could be heard from a mile away, yet no one penised him.Ben came home with a penised penis.
ReplyDeleteHere's one emailed to me by a dedicated reader who likes satan alot and his name starts with a D shhhhh
Ben Dietz was feeling very gay. He desired some nicely cooked shit. Why? Because today was the day that he was finally going to recieve a dick. He was very excited, so excited, that he played with his truck. All of a sudden his condoms walked into the room! They were USED! They decided to punish him because his dick splattered all over his foreskin's face. Ben decided to leave home, and run to school, where he was going to meet his crack dealer. His dealer had different plans, and tied down ben and shitted on him. Ben's Bitch could be heard from a mile away, yet no one Fucked him.
ReplyDeleteBen came home with a Gaping Asshole.
wtf?!?!?!?!?! whos idea was it to make me the main character in this
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HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS ON /H/?
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