hello children.

i would like to recount a story of epic proportions, including the likes of david and sam.
so there was this one day where david went to the store. which store? unimportant. what is important is that david saw a hispanic man. and being the racist bastard that he is, david slapped the hispanic man, who we'll call george, right in the face. obviously george retaliated, punching david in the everything. then sam came in and he was all like "all your spaniards are belong to me" so david left, shamefaced and bleeding from the everything.