The demise of Justin&David.

Oh baby.It's almost May, which brings April to it's ultimate end.Let's reflect on what has been happening on this blog since it's creation in Early January/February.Well.Admin Supreme David Baird, and Justin Nooyen met their grisly ends when David decided what it would be like to dress up as a cow and wander into a slaughter house. Justin, sensing that David was in dire trouble, decided to be the Hero of this story and save the day. Unluckily for Justin, while he was reaching into the Sawing Machine to retrieve what was left of David, Justin forgot what his mother told him that morning. It was to tie his shoes. Justin's loose shoe lace dragged him to his doom with David, (Irony?).
The next day, Richard heard of the sad and horrific news. Instead of doing what a normal grieving friend would do, Richard continued to eat his Breakfast. He then brushed his teeth, and put on his favorite neutral coloured shirt. When Richard arrived to school, everyone was mourning the great Justin and David, because as the name suggested, they were great indeed. But Richard saw an opportunity. Never shall Richard be shadowed by the Awesome-Asianess of Justin, or the wrath of the mighty David! Richard wasn't at all sad of the demise of Justin and David, no, he was quite content. But as the day grew long, Richard realised that no one was talking to him. No one was asking for his help, or basking in his righteousness and uberness. He looked around his school to see that everyone was flocking around the other contributer of this blog, Iain Reid. Enraged, Richard had to act fast!
After school, Richard had a plot. Iain, (Yes, that is infact how you spell his name, David fuck off with your over-the-shoulder-editing) was walking alone home. Richard came behind him like a super ninja and stabbed Iain in the neck. As Iain bled out on the sidewalk, Richard decided he could use the extra cash, and harvested Iain's organs. (Yes, Richard is creepy.)
The next day, Richard was now the only person left in the school who was totally awesome. He was now the most popular guy in the school, and he even got a bo... I mean Girlfriend. Yes, Richard DOES have a girlfriend, and more information about this absurd matter will follow when we get off our ass' and decide to write something about it.
Until then.
Justin and David. Our ghosts haunt laike a bech.